Well its time for the Q-point and todays topic is women...if you are a woman and are reading this you should X out and cook me a steak (preferably with a side of potatoes).
first off...as most men and women already know i'm not exactly a ladies man, i'm not to liked by the female gender, and i get ditched or blown off all the time...so heres my rage put in a sophisticated manner online....okay...i lied...this won't be a very "sophisticated entry".
ps:some of this is just for humor,some of this is my true feelings,and some does not apply to all women...but you should all get the jist of whats going down...and no i do not hate women...well, not all women.
first let me introduce you readers to my first topic....
1.Women feeling they should get special treatment
heres 10 things one random woman thinks guys should do for her...i will put my opinion under
10 Things a Perfect Guy would do
1. Hold your hands or put his arm around you.
(if i want to get herpes then yes...i will hold your hand or put my arm around you)
2. Put his jacket around you when you are cold.
(well if the bitch i'm giving my jacket to is cold then i'll probably be cold too...so ef that)
3. Make sure he has room for you on his busy schedule.
4. Call you almost everyday.
(So you can bitch and complain some more to me)
5. Tell all his friends about you.
(if i wanted to lose all of my friends by talking about a boring moron then i guess i would)
6. Think about you all the time.
(i would rather scrape the excretement off of my cat's litter box and rub it on myself then think about some neandertal who probably doesn't have a thought of me in her mind anyway)
7. Dream about you all the time.
(oh thats a good one...let me come up with a machine or get hypnotized so i can dream about you all the time...let me stop my good dreams about violence,sex,eating babys,and kicking my peers in the face so i can dream about you...i can also control my dreams...hey maybe when i wake up i will pull down the stars and bring them to your house because thats possible and everything...stupid,stupid bitch.)
8. If your an identical twin/triplets..he would always know which one you are.
(WTF?!...sure...ill brand your forehead with a Q so i know you're my bitch...of course that would be after i slept with your two sisters and pretended i thought it was you...)
9. Compliments you.
10. Most important...Love you no matter what.
(first off...i didn't love ou to begin with...and if you cheat on me,fuck with me,hurt any of my family or friends...i'm taking you out.)
i took that idea of 10 things a guy should do for a girl from maddox www.thebestpageintheunivers.com
2.WOMENS EQUAL RIGHTS
(i had a really nice,long,and informal section for thios but a pasting inncident occured so ill type a summary of it)
I think equal rights are great...but if women are supposed to be equal to men we should be able to hit them like they are...now i personally do not approve of hitting ladies...ladies being women with class and decency...what i'm saying is....if a bitch comes at me swinging for no reason or no good reason...im swinging back...no bullshit.
For some reason girls who are physicaly attractive they can do whatever they want...they think they can get away with anything. WEll guess what...you probably can...but its still wrong and intolerable by me and a few guys...some of my friends put up with bitching and constant complaining that they don't even care about...there is no doubt men are just as fake as women...accept me...im real...im the man...anyway, parking tickets,ditching,being somewhat intelligent,not being a whore,being honest,not being a complete bitch, and being a real person are just some things good looking girls think they are exempt from. However, with most of these girls i could have a better conversation with a block of wood...oh yes people...the stereotypes are real...so many hot girls are either air heads or really bitchy...they think they can just ditch you, smack you, be complete morons, or not get anything accomplished with their life. (I had more for the following but once again…my comp froze so ill summarize it.)
Ew,no,bad,gross,and go away...if i see an attractive girl i will go towards them rather than the beastly looking one...anyone would...so don't lie...this is the fourth time i had to write this section because my computer is very gay...so i will give a brief summary of my thoughts. If you are an ugly girl and you aren't cool then you're screwed because noone will put up with your shit. So if you want to make mistakes, expect to be confused for some sort of animal and shot on site. Now in case someone is interested in meeting a cool and/or nice fat and/or ugly girl i have some tips for you(most of these apply mainly to very fat girls).
1.If she is with one or a few attractive friends than she is most likely a skanky bitch who is looking to swoop in on you when you are talking to her hot friend.
2.If she is wearing baggy clothing...stay away.
3.If she is wearing tight clothing, a bikini, or a belly shirt, go to the nearest butcher shop,house,or restaurant, then grab a knife. Go back to the girl and chuck it at her face...I can't stand when obese girls think "big is beautiful" and feel the need to show off their repulsive corpulence.
4.If she is naked cover her with napalm and throw a match on the bitch.
well thats all my advice for now
5.SEARCHING FOR COMPLEMENTS
Girls have such a mysterious way of asking for complements...okay, i lied. It is very blatent and very annoying. Here is the average girl/guy conversation
girl: i'm so ugly
guy: no you're not
girl: stop lying
guy: i'm not
girl: yes you are
heres a girl who repeats the same thing every day and me in a conversation
girl: im so ugly
me: yeah you are
girl: your so mean!
its a lose-lose situation with girls...you're either a lier or you're mean. Whats the point of even complementing them? That very situation happens to millions of people over the world and i'm tired of it...which is why i developed the Superior System Of Reasssurance (SSOR). This system allows a female to say whatever negative things she wants to about herself...and for NO CHARGE I will reassure them otherwise. However, this only lasts for 10 self insults! And once that is done I just reassure them they are right! Isn't it great? I have fun, they get the truth, and at the end of the day I eat someone under the age of 6! Other than that, girls need to stop needing complements to get through the day. Stop being whining idiots for one day in your miserable vice-filled lives!
A lot of girls find the need to lie all the time. Never ask a girl what they have done sexually unless you are like a brother to them. Otherwise they will feed you bullshit. Instead of just saying, "I don't want to tell you." They say things like...
"I'm a virgin." (hah)
"I've never seen a penis."
"I never did things with a guy/girl."
Other than that girls like to ditch. So if you are going to befriend a girl i can tell you now you better have a back up because they can never hang out and when they say they can they will just ditch you anyway. And to make it worse they will come up with cool excuses like...
"My grandma died." (when she didn't)
"I forgot."(is that an excuse)
"I had to visit my uncle."
"I fell asleep."
"I made plans."
"I'm going shopping instead."
Have all of those excuses been used on me...no...most of them haven't and most might have not have been used on anyone before. However, there is a good chance they were. Yes, I have been ditched (at least in my mind) many times before and it is pretty annoying, which is why i have about 0 tolerance for that crap now.
Girls are hornier than guys and most are more perverted than guys. Girls always think...
1.Alls we want is sex
2.We always stare at their ass or breasts
3.We are on a never ending quest to see them naked
4.Most of us don't respect women and are womanizers
Well thats it for now...if you have any negative feelings towards me now than just remember how captiviating i am...then go shoot yourself...but before i finish i must say this...
THANK YOU!!! and that thank you goes out to all of the females who are decent,classy, and/or virtuous THANK YOU to the ladies who make my life good and thank you to the ladies who take honesty,trustworthiness, and virtuosity seriousely.
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